Baby Momma Wednesday

Mang, I have been on one this week. I have a friend of mine who watches my kids, my ex’s mom. Let’s call him M. M’s mom is cool. She watches after my kids sometimes so I can go to meetings, do my dirt, etc. M and I have a pretty good friendship now. It was not a big deal to me. I mean he writes me a lot. He has been in the Feds (Federal Penitentiary) for 7 years and I write him a lot to. He always talks of his kids mothers. It really isn’t a big thing to me. Ya’ll know I am a flirt and he is too. And I talk mo’ shit. Yeah it is good to hear from him every now and again. He tells me of his plans when he hits the bricks. I send crossword puzzles and smut. LOL It’s nothing serious. I would never seriously consider messin with M. He is well institutionalized and has 7 kids… Well. Anyway. I have bumped into a couple of his Babymommas’ this week.

Baby Momma #1 - S.

I dropped my kids off and I noticed a dark green continental on some 10’s parked out front. And mostly everyone knows me. Well. It was S.

S and I know each other from back in 94 when we were fonkin’ out in front of M.’s house. I haven’t seen her since. I was about 14 or 15 and She was about 19. We were at war at the time, for what, The Creator only knows. He wasn’t worth it then or now. LOL. Well, it has been well over a decade. As I am 28 now. She frowned, sucked her teeth and rolled her eyes when she saw me. What the hell. I could do no more than chuckle. Is like that bad for you that you are worried about m’s ex from 1994. Lawd. She made comment about my size. She bigger than me. Baby girl S, you rockin a 32W. I am in my 20W’s. Anyhow. She goes on about how M is gonna marry her and how much he loves her. I am like ok. LOL Bitches are a trip. I don’t want him. LOL. Maybe that is a prize to her. This is his 5th trip. He had already been down once when I was messing with him in 1994. My first felon. My first love. But remember. That was just that. My first. I don’t want him. LOL. But since she said something about my size. Now I got to prove a point.

Baby Momma #2 - V.

Mang. I have known V for years on paper. He always describes her as the crazy bitch, the stalker or the lunatic. And come to find out, I have known of her for years in casual contact. All this time I didn’t think I knew her. She was working at Taco Bell. My best friend hired her. Her husband and brother-in-law work there. I never thought anything of it because she was working there and I gave her a ride a couple of times when Demetrieus was closing at Taco Bell and the poor thing was stranded at 3 am. I waited until she got up and left the room. Something triggered me to ask how many kids she had. When they said 12. (let me straighten that up for you…so you don’t think it was a typo….Twelve)

Something reminded me of something that my ex said. That one of his baby momma’s has 12 kids. Well, it was her. How small is Kansas City?????? What the Hell? Well. We sat down and talked for about an hour and a half. She might not like me as well as she did in the past before she knew that I was once affiliated with him and that he is writing me. She introduced me to his kids but I told her that I already have a picture of her daughter. M sent me one a couple of years ago. She didn’t like that any better. Says M writes about me all the time. I say yeah I usually write him once or twice a week. She informed me that M is telling all the baby momma’s that he is moving in with Kell and that they all have been trying to figure out who Kell is. Now they know. I was like “hell to tha nah. He isn’t moving in with me.” The whole time we were talking she says that she doesn’t want M. And I say the same and mention that Talib will be home in 2009. She was like well; he can stay with you for two years. And the punch line to this is……..V lives on the next block from me.

I want no parts of this drama. But I got a feeling it is coming soon to a hood near me since M gets out this month.

The instant message that brought home the Awesomeness of Wednesday:

oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fk me babie ooohhhhhhh yyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaa babie fk me oooooohhhh nice pussy

Song of the Day:
Well I have been in another mellow mood all day.
Right now I am listening to:
Little Wing By Jimi Hendrix

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